Source: http://ericlawpoetry.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/intimacies-of-a-vagina/
Long ago before homosexuals were all in our faces about it;
A time where GAY was a happy word according to the dictionary.
Ok things have changed so let me introduce myself and my stance-
I am the guy who hates gay rights but won’t agree to the killing of another human.
It is quite a condensed issue so I will present this in sub-topics
Sub-topic1: Hookers Are Not Extinct
My stance: I do not support prostitution
Well I think prostitution should have been legalized by now. Why the heck is the government still holding back on that? I was a kid when I had to write an article on the legalization; I am surprised after more than a decade whores cannot really go pro because the government won’t even give it a thought.
Oh, all of a sudden gay persons think they need to protect their rights and worst of all their shit should be legalized. How about the street-corner entrepreneur who works for money? I am for any prostitute in Ghana since they would have be paying taxes if their cause was supported well (but my religion won’t allow me to). Then the CEOs and PIMPs would have been generating cool income for the country to support other dark but rather expensive jobs.
Gay people, please do not make this about you because so many important things are there for the country to fight for and promote. Two adults who want to practice sodomy is ok, if that’s what I am gathering. Oh so now you vampires want to publicly out-door yourselves because you have rights better than the whore?!
Yeah, you should not be tortured or killed; but just be gay and shut the fuck up like what the whores are doing (after all they are getting money for what is not a lifestyle or decision of sexual orientation).
I think prostitutes are actually the people to be talking of protection of human rights because if they become legal workers, they will also have better protection against crazy clients, potential killers and rapist, work harder as night-workers and we can talk about GDP in a different way. Then again, I am not even in support of prostitution (because let’s face it, I am not holy, but sin or moral deviance is just not right)
Sub-topic 2: Madam And Eve?
My stance: It is Adam and Eve
My body is a temple of God. Well, Adam and Eve were hiding because they realized they were naked (exposed genitals). They knew they were of different physique and understood and respected the intimacies of the vagina. Okay, here we are, the central part of this piece.
The sex organs are made in aesthetically beautiful opposite ways (in terms of functional orientation). The penis at two different instances will bring out either urine or sperms; the vagina either urine or vaginal fluid. Here is the interesting part; whereas the penis is for penetration (by virtue of the fact of its shape), the vagina is made to receive (penis during intercourse) and bring out (baby during child-birth). One body-part that can both receive and bring out things is the mouth (food and vomit respectively), the nose too (but it’s air in air out). Now the cool thing about the sex organs is that, unlike the mouth and nose, they are not the same in appearance so far as gender is concerned (but mysteriously located at the same place). The vagina does an extra thing by bringing life into existence; hello, the penis only enters and cannot be entered. Vagina is boss!
Ok, moving on, a normal (straight) person is not tagged with sex, and we do not care whether someone has sex or not; but a gay person is identified with a sexual behavior (so you are only gay when we know you are having sex with your fellow gender). I’m not gay so no one cares whether or not I’m having sex, a virgin, celibate or whatever. But as soon as we know someone is gay, then the sex factor comes in. The only human right gay people have is they are to be treated as innocent humans (when we find out they are gay); they do not deserve to be tortured. But then again, homosexuals have no right to parade the country fighting for their activities to be made normal. Like I said earlier, prostitutes actually deserve to have a legalize profession first; then ganja too should be legalized, because honestly, they deserve the right to smoke themselves out without being arrested. I think homosexuals should give it a rest now.
No. Seriously sodomy? Now the anus, unlike the vagina, it is biologically made to only bring out shit; no entry! Biology teaches me there is nothing like clitoris or any sex-sensitive related tissue in the excretory system. Let’s admire science now. The internal anal sphincter (in the asshole) coordinates muscular activities in there so we do not poop ourselves when it’s not time to. It works one way keeping shit in, so when something keeps pushing the muscles in consistently, the muscles become weak (hence diapers for men).
Man and another man who are in love; zero chastity level. Dude, you don’t know wtf you are missing (literally too). As pre-martial sex may not be okay (according to your religion or beliefs), I say VAGINA IS BOSS!!!
Sub-topic 3: Prospects In Marijuana
My stance: Weed is the least of my worries
Weed, scientifically Cannabis sativa (common); used for seed and seed oil, fibre, other medicinal purposes and also as a recreational drug. Nevertheless, it is socially considered as a psychoactive drug (so recreation here won’t be very necessary). I won’t give a history of the plant, neither will I talk about the conditions you must be in or where you should be to used pot freely.
I boldly say pot should be legalized! Don’t get me wrong, I do not smoke, but don’t you think you are infringing on a person’s right not to smoke? Don’t you think smoking consequences are equivalent to drinking consequences? But liquor is legal; see the fancy commercials on TV. Don’t you think marijuana is less of liquor and and less of cigarette? At least it can also have a health warning like: INDIAN HEMP IS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH, SMOKE RESPONSIBLY. Then I will come up with a TV commercial, Boss Weed; fly high with the birds…
For some time, my ears have become a biological water-closet; I hear shit! The government is in a strange speculation now; should homosexuals have the social right to behave as such? That kind of thought never crosses their mind when it comes to marijuana (which comparatively is not a crime).
It gets interesting so follow me. Smoking weed is wrong socially; homosexual activities, also wrong socially. I am not comparing height here, but a smoker smokes where and when he likes (privately or socially), and he is not even fighting for his right to please himself anymore because he needs no right to smoke. I am not promoting the use of hard-drugs, but if you want to be gay, just be your gay whiles you don’t worry anyone about making your act public.
I am a baby entrepreneur, an agricultural scientist and an artist; so creatively, I think if marijuana one day becomes legal, there would be great prospects in pot-farming with already-advanced wee-hydroponics, biotech for good varieties, good package for export and sales as raw and consumable products. Then good cause to claim international merchandising rights. Wee farmers will be so happy since there will be ready market, wee sellers and stakeholders will all enjoy,,, and the bastard government will be dancing with another source of income, the Agriculture sector will have yet another product to help increase it’s percentage in the GDP. Seriously, homosexuals have nothing to offer- not even the future!
Sub-topic 4: Family’s Future Lies in Your Hands
My stance: Let’s discontinue ‘children’ since ‘gays’ have a future
On the walls on the urinal of my senior high school was written, ‘your family’s future lies in you hands. LOL? Yeah, I saw it when I was half-way through and yes, it was lying in my hands. Beliefs and science and all? There is no religion in the world that does not notice there is something wrong with us. The human race is in a peril, no matter what evil plan we devise every day. What I know is, God wanted us to multiply upon the surface of the earth. And even if you take your stance you do not believe in God, you certainly do not want you race to dry out (because honestly, science cannot produce all-man or all-woman race to satisfy a single-gender world). Let our bodies be clean temples of God; stay alive and healthy, do all possible good to stay happy. Sincerely, I do not write to offend anyone, but WTF, we cannot have lesbian and gay people trooping in and out of public places freely as themselves, while other lifestyles considered dark for ages are still in hiding.
So I write this, stopping the gay ideology of our slim society Activation of another socially degrading activity; eventually we will accept every negative thing. With the introduction of oil and more gold and other natural resources, I think more thoughts should go into trying to secure jobs for the nation, instead of creating lazy fucks with no possible future. My luck is with a dark damsel; slender legs that walks elegantly, firm breast and sweet lips with kisses of smiles. If the future can beat the possible sex like that, I think gay people should shut the fuck up!